naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

This is literally my married life.

Yes, yes it is literally our married life.

hoursago:

rebloggable by request?? haha

checkyourprivilegebecausekankri:

Fandomstuck: Boomdeyada

by tumblr user epicteapot

Part: 1/2

checkyourprivilegebecausekankri:

Fandomstuck: Boomdeyada

by tumblr user epicteapot

Part: 1/2

andrewrobertkeast:

The Murder Weapons of Hipster Clue, April 2013.  Ink and graphite on card stock.

circutron:

queenston:

simonnelsoncook:

im sorry, you must not know who i am.

im scout. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon.

i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly.

this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING NEARLY FOUR YEARS TO SEE A SCREENCAP OF THIS MOMENT IN FILM HISTORY POSTED ON TUMBLR

AND IT COULD NOT BE BETTER

omg

#haven’t even seen this movie but lol

WHAT. YOU SHOULD GO SEE IT :V

prologi:

dorkery:

mrfl4sh:

lava bbq

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

avatar-of-melandru:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

This is the best post on tumblr.

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

zachmorristoonart:

missaulann:

It was funny seeing everyone in the theater start dancing and singing and the children just looking at their parents going “What the heck?”

SUCH a feel-good moment

I grinned so hard when I realized what song it was.

talus-the-broken:

I like Pattinson, Because HE hates Twilight

animakitty:

Yes, I know I’m dumb.

togifs:

[via]

theltshow:

Daffy: “Where did you get all those carrots?”

Bugs: “You’re kidding. I’ve been gardening everyday for the past 3 months.”

Daffy: “No you haven’t…”

Daffy logic: If he doesn’t see you do it, you don’t do it.

This is oddly like my reaction to things happening at my house while I had a night shift.