This is literally my married life.
Yes, yes it is literally our married life.
rebloggable by request?? haha
The Murder Weapons of Hipster Clue, April 2013. Ink and graphite on card stock.
im sorry, you must not know who i am.
im scout. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon.
i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly.
this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING NEARLY FOUR YEARS TO SEE A SCREENCAP OF THIS MOMENT IN FILM HISTORY POSTED ON TUMBLR
AND IT COULD NOT BE BETTER
WHAT. YOU SHOULD GO SEE IT :V
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
This is the best post on tumblr.
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
It was funny seeing everyone in the theater start dancing and singing and the children just looking at their parents going “What the heck?”
SUCH a feel-good moment
I grinned so hard when I realized what song it was.
I like Pattinson, Because HE hates Twilight
Yes, I know I’m dumb.
Daffy: “Where did you get all those carrots?”
Bugs: “You’re kidding. I’ve been gardening everyday for the past 3 months.”
Daffy: “No you haven’t…”
Daffy logic: If he doesn’t see you do it, you don’t do it.
This is oddly like my reaction to things happening at my house while I had a night shift.